So, I was walking by an on-site chair massage place, taking in the scenery, when I swear, from behind the reception desk, a man dressed in denim and black leather, looking like an actor portraying Sam Eliot in a spoof porno of Mask, locked eyes with me. With absolutely no emotion, not a cringe or a squint, he winked. You know, like when dogs wink at you. It was creepy.
Sorry for not posting. Real life is complicated enough without sharing it with the world via pseudo-anonymity.