So, I was walking by an on-site chair massage place, taking in the scenery, when I swear, from behind the reception desk, a man dressed in denim and black leather, looking like an actor portraying Sam Eliot in a spoof porno of Mask, locked eyes with me. With absolutely no emotion, not a cringe or a squint, he winked. You know, like when dogs wink at you. It was creepy.
Sorry for not posting. Real life is complicated enough without sharing it with the world via pseudo-anonymity.
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I'm sorry, I can't think of anything witty enough to say to this, but I wanted to let you know I am here.
2010 is going to be your bitch, just like your new boyfriend.
"looking like an actor portraying Sam Eliot in a spoof porno of Mask"
I've gotta see that movie.
Your imagery is classic.
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