My name is Charles. This is my new blog. I grew tired of my old blogs. Also, people at work found my old blogs, so anonymity is totally compromised. I am getting married in three months. I spent the past three months gutting my shoebox of a house to make room for my bride and myself to live a relatively slug free life in there for the next two or so years. She wants to breed immediately. I am terrified that the horrendous amount of drugs I did during my twenties will spawn something that would have a shaky chance at best of winning a bronze in the Special Olympics. Yeah, that many drugs.
I spend my time still working on the house, working for a large public university, and working on a trashy science fiction novel involving the devil, a son of Abel, and a gay werepig named Carl.
I think that is enough for now...discuss.
About Me
- The Portly Gentleman in Aisle 5
- I am fat, unemployed, lower middle class, and was bored or sadly disappointed with everything. Cynical optimism gets me through the night, but law school is killing me. I put hot sauce on everything and live in a town were mayo is not a condiment, it's a lifeline.
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