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About Me
- The Portly Gentleman in Aisle 5
- I am fat, unemployed, lower middle class, and was bored or sadly disappointed with everything. Cynical optimism gets me through the night, but law school is killing me. I put hot sauce on everything and live in a town were mayo is not a condiment, it's a lifeline.
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I just spewed tea on my work monitor. Thank you.
"For now, let's get this fucking bitch dick suicide machine on the road..."
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long, long time.
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