About Me
- The Portly Gentleman in Aisle 5
- I am fat, unemployed, lower middle class, and was bored or sadly disappointed with everything. Cynical optimism gets me through the night, but law school is killing me. I put hot sauce on everything and live in a town were mayo is not a condiment, it's a lifeline.
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One guy went back in, got his tux on and smoked a stogy before kicking it. I'd "tell" my wife that was my intent. Then I'd go back downstairs and quickly return dolled up in one of her dresses.
LADIES FIRST you hairy, burly Englishmen!
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